sometimes I write things...

 Smart Water, does it really make you smart? Instead of the original fish, mine is floating a duck. Does that make sense? no... shoot  I have to drink more water, smart water that is. .... Smart Water... you can pay me too. I don't mind. 

Saturday. one more day till doom. (insert 24 theme noise) 

I  attended a bridal shower today and it was awesome! I am so happy for the happy couple!   

I made a to-do list today that I wrote must be done TODAY in all caps at the top as if that would  push me to get it done all today, which i wanted, which was probably the reason it was written in all caps then underlined...twice. Did everything get done... no...why? Because I was tired! It was one of those days. 

FLASH FORWARD TO THREE HOURS EARLIER.... 

yeah I am still tired and have coffee in my hands.... this was a pointless flash forward. 

FLASH BACKWARD THREE HOURS 

back to where we started... well ended. whatever, get off my case. 

ooo ... i'm feeling sassy today. and all over the place as usual.... must remember that this is not a rant blog but a tell funny stories that happen to me on a daily basis. such as: 

Today I wore a dress, curled my hair, put makeup on and headed to a bridal shower...you know the usual. Of course I needed my coffee so we stopped at Starbucks and I ordered my favorite drink. Thanked Starbucks, tipped them , got into my car and drove off. I am so excited for my first sip of my favorite drink, I can't wait to taste my soy chi tea lat... THIS IS NOT CHI TEA. this is just a latte with soy. okay, thanks Starbucks you officially ruined my day, not only do I need my coffee in the morning , but I need my coffee to be right. Not Wrong. Not horribly wrong. you may be thinking right now " come on simply amanda, it was simply a mistake" WELL WRONG MY LITTLE SIMPLE READER. WRONG. if you want me to function then I need a drip of coffee!  coffee that I will enjoy and suggest to my other simple minions and then bring in the big bucks for you.To top it all off, I was already halfway to the freeway so I couldn't turn around without making us late to the bridal shower. So I continue the drive pouting about my coffee listening to my song of the month : Waka , Waka by shakira, and while at red lights dancing like she does in the music video...I am not ashamed. Finally get to the bridal shower get out of the car, close the door , start to walk and get tugged back to the car. I had shut the door on my dress. Later in the evening I managed to stub my toe and make my butt go numb. 

.... like I said it was just one of those days. 

everyone has an off day right? 

However I have decided that once I have kids, I will teach them french so they can be more adorable than this girl, and tell way more adorable convincing lies. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVJWKdrqWKg&feature=related 

I don't know how to highlight it so you can just click it so you may neeeedddddded to ed lwek .... I was going to delete that added eeeddddd to ed lwek. but I thought it was funny considering I thought the blog was like " No more! You can't write any more. bad day blogs only get so much writing space. Stop it okay, write something happy." 

but then it came back so ... that about sums it up. 

i (punched in the dot) also just wrote sumbs right now. mwahahaha. why am I so weird? 

i - CAPITALIZE IT OR GET PUNCHED IN THE DOT 

excuse me while i punch a lot of dots